Saturday, January 07, 2006

HEY AUSTRALIA (UPDATED)

Thanks for checking out my blog.
Kind of a weird question, but here goes... Are you a person, or are you some sort of advanced hacking software I don't know about? Every time I access this site, you appear. You're on AOL, as am I - does that have anything to do with this? It's all very weird to me.

Best,
The luddite that writes this blog.

P.S. On the subject of hacking software and Australia - recently, whenever I start up Explorer, another window opens up with some cheesy Australian porn site advertisement. It would be funny if it weren't so damn annoying. It's a bunch of girls trying reaaaally hard to look sexy... (and giving themselves naff names like wetandwild0321 or foxxxylady31 - does the 31 stand for this chick's IQ? Or her age?) which is the most un-sexy thing a girl could do. Do guys really fall for this shit? And is anyone else going through the same problem? If anyone knows what this is, or how to stop it (or how to find these idiots who are terrorizing my PC), please please please tell me how.

*Update: People. I never said I was smart, right? And I am the first person to call myself a luddite. So. Having said that, do you remember that story about Winnie-the-Pooh? The one in which he is walking around a tree and gets freaked out by his own footprints "following him"? Why AOL Japan is routed through Australia is beyond me, but at least we've established that I don't have a cyber-stalker. A guy I know has been getting really psychotic mail from a psycho-stalker and that was making me a bit over-sensitive... Came thisclose! to driving myself crazy. Talking to myself and blogging to myself and shit. In conclusion, I REALLY hate AOL now.

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