Wednesday, May 03, 2006

FRAUD

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

Some trade mag says they want to do a story on me, based on my illustrious career as an interpreter.

Oh. Holy. Jesus.

Yeah, I've worked with Stevie Wonder. Yeah, I've been put in charge of more than fifty-five 18-to-25 year-old extreme sport punks at a time up in snowy mountains. Yeah, I've entertained a handful of visiting VIPs, CEOs, CFOs, CEEs, and even a few SOBs. But is that impressive enough to warrant all that ink/electricity? I mean, I'm not impressed.

Being ignored is infuriating, but getting this kind of attention makes me feel like a fraud. I feel like a 6 year-old playing dress-up in her mother's business suit.

2 Comments:

Blogger teahouse said...

Hey, your list of accomplishments sounds pretty damn amazing to me!

I think you're really going to wow them. Go get 'em, Tiger!

10:52 PM  
Blogger e! said...

Thanks THB...

...But I really doubt they will be wowed :( Off to the interview in a few hours' time. Gotta go fish out my mother's business suit...

1:55 PM  

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